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Kids try out the classics. This article is freaking hilarious.

My favorite moment:

EGM: Are the TIE fighters scary?

Anthony: No. It feels like they’re trying to give me flowers.

Dillon: But flowers that you’re allergic to, so you’re trying to blow them up.

Dillon: If they made a game like this now, someone would definitely get fired.

Parker: It looks like midway through the game, they just gave up. They’re like, whatever, and just stopped.

Looks like the U.S. is at the top of the spam-producers this year. Big surprise, considering where we are on the technology + population curve.

Read the details in this article, which points out that “anti-spam” legislation “isn’t working.” <sarcasm>Gee, that’s strange. Laws don’t prevent crime? How can that be?</sarcasm>

For those of you who may have noticed a brief outage…

We blame Adelphia, and/or the nation of France.

- M